Oh for Poops Sake!

"When you hit and run to first
And you feel you're gonna burst
Diarrhea, diarrhea!
And off you run to second,
You can't wait another second,
Diarrhea, diarrhea!
You make it on to third
And you feel a squishy turd,
Diarrhea, diarrhea!"


Alright, Alright- admit it we have ALL had it. You know what I am talking about....The infamous runner poops! hahahaa I just laugh every time because its hilarious. Like I said, getting back into running brings back some good memories but not so good feelings. I had one of those feelings today...here is my story:

Today, I went for a ten minute jog around my block early in the morning. I was so excited because I LOVE the mornings and I was running! I was having a nice little jog and enjoying the beautiful Colorado scenery when all of a sudden a little drop in my stomach jolted me out of my zen. Not only was there a jolt but also a little rumble. I told myself that I would not run under 9 minute mile pace until I was running 30 minutes continuously without any pain but that rule had to be broken on this day. Thank the LORD that I was only five minutes out from my house because I had to MOVE IT back in order to prevent my old neighbors and the wild animals such as deer and rabbit from witnessing a horrendous scene. I was pretty much sprinting down my street and my sweet neighbor tried to make conversation with me but I just blew right past him- I did not have one once of energy to waste-not even a head nod.

I finally got to my house but my mom had locked the front door- the feeling was just getting worse- growing more and more unstable. So I leaped off my porch and slammed into my garage code thing and quickly typed it in.  Just to let you know, I made it just in time! Share your famous poop story below! You can be anonymous or not but I want to see who has a better one!